But I guess I expected all the gorgeous peeps---you know, supermodels and celebrities---to have equally as uber-beautiful children and am often surprised at how ordinary and often quite--uh--undernary their children turn out to be.
I was standing at the supermarket check-out the other day, looking at the rags and contemplating this when it suddenly hit me.
Those poor things must have inherited Mom and Dad's REAL noses and chins!
I know, I know, going straight to hell for that one!
On the first day of Humbug, Santa left for me....
A lump of coal under my tree.