Wednesday, December 12, 2007

12 Days of Bah Humbug!

I don't like to say unkind things about other people's children, but sometimes I can't help myself. First of all, I believe that all children are beautiful, despite the fact that every single one of 'em looks like Uncle Fester or Al Roker when they first come flying out of the hatch.

But I guess I expected all the gorgeous peeps---you know, supermodels and celebrities---to have equally as uber-beautiful children and am often surprised at how ordinary and often quite--uh--undernary their children turn out to be.

I was standing at the supermarket check-out the other day, looking at the rags and contemplating this when it suddenly hit me.

Those poor things must have inherited Mom and Dad's REAL noses and chins!

I know, I know, going straight to hell for that one!

On the first day of Humbug, Santa left for me....
A lump of coal under my tree.


13 comments:

litzi said...

Hi Attila,
LMAO. When supermodels and celebs take off the designer clothes and stage make-up, they’re rather ordinary looking folks, even if they’ve undergone enhancement surgery. They’re similar to Christmas trees; commonplace and unremarkable until the ornaments, lights and tinsel have been added.

‘Tis the Season….

Beth said...

Pure, original Attila thinking!

And I think hell will turn out to be a great place - I know so many people going there. (Myself included.)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious, but true!

Sara

Anonymous said...

LOL.
*wiping tears*
OH.
Stop. Please. stop.
LMAO

ME

Chris H said...

Perfect logic! Love it girl!

Boo7 said...

roflmao just OMG roflmao!!!

Hey can I sit next to you on the going straight to hell bus???

Eileen said...

You are so funny! I laughed so hard I nearly fell off the bed, which would not have pleased snoring hubby. I agree, and I have a feeling if you go to hell, you will have lots of blogger company, so fear not my friend.
Love ya!

Casdok said...

Lol!!

Valerie Marie said...

See you there! lol !!!

Jennifer McKenzie said...

LMAO!!! Well, you know what I write. According to my mother, I'll be joining you as well.

Brenda said...

Hahahaha, I would have never thought of that, but it's true!

Flamenco Mom said...

OMG that is hilarious! I must admit that I'm with you on that one; and I always say I'm going straight to hell for that one!

phlegmfatale said...

Yup, the children of celebs DO end up with the parents' original features. Rumer, the daughter of Bruce and Demi, had surgery to minimize her lantern-jaw, and I think she's not even 18 yet, poor thing.