Thursday, May 04, 2006

Bad Idea #23--Drinking on the Job


Hungarian builders found a 300-liter barrel of rum in a house they were renovating, and decided to--ahem--"lighten the load" before moving it.

In fact, the aged rum had such a "special taste" that they bottled some up to take home with them.

After draining the barrel, it was still surprisingly heavy, so they opened it up.

And found a nekkid and pickled corpse.

Apparently the now-deceased homeowner had her husband's body shipped from Jamaica in the barrel 20 years earlier to avoid paperwork and the high cost of an "official" return.

Anyone up for a Pina Colada?

21 comments:

34quinn said...

OMG!!!
I have a very quick gag reflex and you deffinately got me.
ewwwwwwwwww I am glad I had digested my lunch before reading this and I kinda wish I hadn't read it now. So nasty hahaha.

carmachu said...

Thats funny. Taught those folks a lesson.....

Nikki said...

I'm speachless

Me said...

That got a huge belly laugh outta me! I'll be giggling about that all day long. Serves the thievin' jack asses right!
My TT is up now.

Gimpy Mumpy said...

hahahahaha :p

That's what they get for drinking another man's rum!

Brenda said...

Ewwwwwww, I bet there'll be no drinking of the rum for those fellas for awhile huh?

Was chatting with Special K last evening and she thought I should come by here for a read. She was right once again. I enjoyed my stay!

~Tamara Ann~ said...

Geeze thats disgusting! I wonder how many kept their liquor down! :-) eeewwwwww

shirley said...

Oh, eww! An entire pitcher of margaritas is trying to come back up now!

Sheila said...

Oh those poor, dear, thieving, Hungarians. Im pretty sure they'll be right though, picked human is quite nutritious.

Ruth Dynamite said...

Kind of like a very large worm in the tequila bottle, eh?

34quinn said...

omg ruth !!!!!

too funny !!!!!!!!

^5 good one.

Kim Ayres said...

Fantastic!

Miss Litzi said...
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happykat said...

*feverishly wipes at monitor*

Coffee won't hurt a computer, right?

Something tells me I won't want pickles anytime soon.

Lainey said...

That is too funny!

PS, I'm a little nauseous. )-:

TxGoodie said...

Wow! Rum with a twist! I wonder if we'll see THIS on CSI or Law and Order...they love that ripped from the headlines stuff.... Actually I guess alcohol would make a good preservative.... but it sure gives new meaning to the term pickled people's feet!

Bonnie said...

EWWW!

I wonder how many people will become abstainers after reading that!

petunia said...

First - how could it have taste good? "special" taste my rear! Then, what happens when you find out? I think i would have been sick or at least stick my finger sown my throat..........gag, gag

Me said...

Yuck!!! eewwwwwwwwwwwww.

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