Saturday, May 13, 2006
Who Cut The Cheese?
Soon shoppers can ask that literally.
The Stilton Cheese Makers Association has commissioned a new perfume called "eau de Stilton".
Now you too can smell like sweaty socks!
What's next, Limberger?
Would anybody really want to smell like ass?
Consciously, I mean.
Of all the foodstuffs I enjoy wallowing in the sniffage of, I don't think I'd like to dab a little aroma behind each ear for smelling pleasure. For one reason, it might attract strange dogs.
I'm not talking about fruity stuff--it smells sweet naturally, and they're already in use in shampoos and stuff.
I'm talking about bacon. Or french fries.
My guys and I were talking about it around the dinner table. Ravioli and garlic bread, if you were wondering. ;-)
Since we're all naturally a little twisted in the Attila house, we started a list of foods we love to smell and how they could be brand name marketed as perfumes for women or colognes for men.
Onions---O, sent in by Nightmare who recommends Oprah as the spokesperson
Peanut Butter and bananas---Hunka Hunka Burning Love
Fried Chicken---The Colonel
Deviled Eggs---Sulphur in the Springtime
Tacos---Hot and Spicy
Biscuits and Gravy---Southern Mornings, sent in by Admiral Pooper
Cheeseburgers---Hurley (Only Lost watchers will get this)
Bacon---Babe (ok, I know this is already a perfume name, but it's just so perfect!)
Roasted Turkey---Stuffed, sent in by Fat Pants
Yorkshire Pudding---Puddled, sent in by St. Jude
Barbeque---Smokin', sent in by Abrasive Grace
Cinnamon---Nice Buns, sent in by Golf Widow
Dog Food---K9, sent in by Kate
Fresh Baked Bread---Happy Yeaster, A Holiday Fragrance, sent in by Admiral Pooper Scooper
Coca Cola---Belch, sent in by Michelle
Lemons---Pucker Up, also sent in by Michelle
Chocolate Cake---Sweet 'n Sassy, sent in by Nikki
McNuggets and Sauce---Sweet 'n Sour, sent in by Miss Litzi
Sophia came up with some great ones:
Honey---Bee by Calvin Klein
Chocolate milk---Cocoa by Chanel
Fennel---Anise Anise by Anaïs Anaïs
Champagne---Brut (hee hee)
Honorable mentions for non-food stuffs:
Horse Plop---Grass Roots, sent in by Adoptee Amy
Person who most wants to get her mouth washed out with soap by Atilla the Mom's Mom:
Tuna Salad---The Nasty Lass, sent in by Shirley
If you can think of any smell-good foodstuffs or perfume/cologne names to add to the list, put it my comments. I'll throw it up there with a link! But nothing too pervy, because my mom reads my blog.