Sunday, April 01, 2007

Asshat of the Week---Dorky Dad

Why is Dorky Dad this week's Asshat?

Because he makes the rest of you guys look bad!

First of all, he liked the movie Heathers.

He lets his wife have a day of her own on his blog.

He pays for stuff his kid breaks in Target, instead of passing the cost on to everyone else.

He admits to hogging frosting out of the tub instead of blaming the frosting fairy.

He worries when his wife ISN'T talking.

He reads the New Yorker instead of Drag Racing and Hooters Quarterly. Ok, so he's a dork.

He was smart enough to marry a wife who can fix things.

He admits to wearing lotion.

He worries about flashing a little butt crack at others, in case it may make them want to poke their eyeballs out with his crappy pen collection.

But most of all, he's this week's Asshat because he tagged me to do another meme! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Happy April Fool's Day, DD!


Dorky Dad said...

WOOOHOOOO!!!! I am doing victory laps right now!!! I am happy beyond all belief.



Brenda said...

Hahahaha, the lack of ass crack is my favorite attribute!

Undercover Angel said...

LOL! That's one way of getting back at someone who tags you for a meme...

Pendullum said...

He wears lotion?
He wants to show off his crappy pen collection??? who collects pens???
I have to go check this guy out...

Miss Litzi said...

Hi Attila,
Is Dorky Dad from this planet or is he an alien in disguise? Perhaps he should be cloned...or teach classes on how to be a good husband. I wonder if he's got any single brothers...

phlegmfatale said...

Hey - Dorky Dad sounds like a great guy, actually. We should clone him, yeah?

Annie Drogynous said...

Despite him being a dork and him tagging you, he does really rock!

Ma Titwonky said...

Ahhhh, but can he make balloon animals?