Sunday, April 01, 2007
Asshat of the Week---Dorky Dad
Why is Dorky Dad this week's Asshat?
Because he makes the rest of you guys look bad!
First of all, he liked the movie Heathers.
He lets his wife have a day of her own on his blog.
He pays for stuff his kid breaks in Target, instead of passing the cost on to everyone else.
He admits to hogging frosting out of the tub instead of blaming the frosting fairy.
He worries when his wife ISN'T talking.
He reads the New Yorker instead of Drag Racing and Hooters Quarterly. Ok, so he's a dork.
He was smart enough to marry a wife who can fix things.
He admits to wearing lotion.
He worries about flashing a little butt crack at others, in case it may make them want to poke their eyeballs out with his crappy pen collection.
But most of all, he's this week's Asshat because he tagged me to do another meme! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Happy April Fool's Day, DD!