This is another one of those news stories that leaves me scratching my head, because they never seem to answer the IMPORTANT questions.
What has been reported:
An elementary school principal in Toronto pled guilty to throwing feces on a child. She was charged with throwing dookie on two children, but only admitted to hurling turds on one.
This happened last summer, and neither child was a student at her school.
“I couldn’t take it any more,” she testified, in describing the provocative circumstances leading up to the incident last June 30.
What I wanna know is...
Where in the world did she get the doody?
Was it dog poop she found laying on the ground?
Did she simply drop trou and pinch a loaf where she stood?
Does she regularly carry around a stash of crap in her handbag for emergencies?
Inquiring minds and all...