Friday, April 06, 2007

Kids Can Drive You Potty...

This is another one of those news stories that leaves me scratching my head, because they never seem to answer the IMPORTANT questions.

What has been reported:

An elementary school principal in Toronto pled guilty to throwing feces on a child. She was charged with throwing dookie on two children, but only admitted to hurling turds on one.

This happened last summer, and neither child was a student at her school.

“I couldn’t take it any more,” she testified, in describing the provocative circumstances leading up to the incident last June 30.


What I wanna know is...

Where in the world did she get the doody?

Was it dog poop she found laying on the ground?

Did she simply drop trou and pinch a loaf where she stood?

Does she regularly carry around a stash of crap in her handbag for emergencies?

Inquiring minds and all...

27 comments:

Lotta said...

I think if the kids were leaving it on her doorstep they deserved to have shit flung at them!

Jennifer said...

pinch a loaf?! that's hilarious

Undercover Angel said...

I wonder if it was my kids Principal... Seriously, after a certain period of time all Principal's should have to undergo a psychiatric assessment...

Brenda said...

Whoa, that lady needs a straight jacket and the men in white!

Mamma said...

We definitely need more info on this!!

I could probably reach vast distances with a little dog doo and a long-handled shovel...

Blogarita said...

1) I'm still giggling that the reporter of that story is named Peter Small.

2) And that he wrote "feces (excrement)". I figure if somebody doesn't know what feces means, then they probably don't know excrement either. Peter Small should have just put poop in the parentheses.

Meg said...

Eeeeeeewwwww!!!!

mcewen said...

Valid questions, each and every one! I had no idea that my handbag [purse] was missing something.
Cheers

Samantha said...

Oooookaaaay

Special K said...

I read of this in a local commuter paper, and the feces was actually human.

What?

Apparently, she was acquitted of the charges, and the judge said, "she's suffered enough."

I'll say it again:

What?

St Jude said...

I haven't as yet come across any 'pooh slingers' at work yet, but I wait with baited breath!!! It takes all sorts.

Miss Litzi said...

Hi Attila
It’s obvious that several wires in this woman’s aren’t quite connected, but aside from that, I wonder if she ever considered the health risk of flinging feces on those two children. With all the E. coli problems and no clear answers as to how it’s being transmitted, her actions could have had dire consequences. You wonder what she does in her spare time….comb the neighborhood for doggie droppings?

I hope the Board of Education removes her from her position ASAP.

Annie Drogynous said...

LMAO! I love you, Mom! You have such a wonderful way with words!

Kate said...

What a crap thing to do - sorry couldn't resist it LOL

Jennifer McK said...

And neither child was a student at her school.
Hmmm. Wonder what the motivation is here.
So, I'm wondering if she "makes her own" or "imports it".

carmachu said...

Considering how some kids act, they probably deserved it.

Beki said...

I#ve heard of shit hitting the fan but not the schoolchild...

kim said...

we're sitting here cracking up... what a "shitty" thing to do *bwaahahaha* ... obviously shit-for-brains has a crappy attitude *snort*

Philip said...

I have to say that this story cracked me up. I mean, did she carry doody around in her handbag for such occasions???

Keep up these sort of posts!

Beth said...

Happened in good old Toronto, eh? My clean, civilized city. Hmm.
And she couldn't "take it any more?" Well, there have been many times I couldn't "take it" anymore, but I never resorted to throwing poop at my kids. Never even thought of it.

And - I thought we were one of the very few families to use the expression "pinch a loaf." Seems like we're in good company.

shirley said...

Hah! I'm sorta on that woman's side - wish they'd reported what the children did to provoke her.

Stinkypaw said...

I'd be surious to see the content of her purse and the smell... that must be interesting as well!

I must say, I've felt like throwing crap at people who let their dog shit on our yard and don't pick it up after - but I did refrain (wouldn't want to be the subject of one of your post!) and just asked them to do so (while fighting the urge to give them crap - in more ways than one!)

Chris said...

It's Easter so I'll keep it clean. Just lurking again, honestly though, you are too funny! Yep, still laughing, thanks, I needed that!

ally said...

yeah, i'm wondering, too...

happy easter.

joseph said...

I am sorry but I have to comment in this blog. It is HIGH-LARIOUS! I just happened on it googling funny pictures to attach to an email at work. my first reads were from December I guess, that is where the pic linked up. Oh well I am at work, so I guess I will sing praises when I arrive home

phlegmfatale said...

I blogged about it today, but someone crapped on a doorstep of one of the expensive apartments I manage - inexplicable. That lady should be locked up for a very long time for hurling shit - whatever the circumstances.

Lene said...

I am an elementary school teacher (well was before I had kids) and I could totally see how she could do it. They probably deserved it! ;)


Very odd story, indeed!