You know, I don't know whether to give this criminal a big wet smackaroo, or what. When I saw this article, all I felt is relief. How crazy is that?
My hubby is more cynical. "It's probably a 20-year difference in a prison sentence if he gets caught, and he's not the idiot".
Well maybe so, but we both agree that on April 5th, some mother unfortunately-not-named-by-the-media ate a great big honking steaming bowl of stupid for breakfast. With raisins and a sprinkling of dumbass.
That night, she not only left her keys in her car while she went into an auto store to get oil, but left her sleeping 18-month-old baby as well.
A car-thief drove off with her car.
And brought it back two minutes later.
While she was in the parking lot yelling at him, he ran away and called over his shoulder, "You're lucky you had your kid back there. I ain't gonna do that with a kid in the car."
What kind of idiot parent leaves their baby in the car in this day and age? Unlocked. With the keys inside. At night. Really?
And what does it say about me when I find myself more pissed off at her than at the would-be thief?