So I had some surgery on my hip about 10 days ago. Everything went well and I'm off the heavy-duty drugs. Can't drive yet, but hopefully in the next few days. Haven't been posting because I haven't been able to negotiate the stairs down to my office. :-)
The doctors sewed in 4 drains down there that I have to pin to the inside of my jammy pants. I think it's the closest I can imagine to having testicles.
What I want to know is....
How in the HELL do you guys manage to walk around with all that junk flopping around down there?