In fact, I think stupid is all they have in their pantry.
A 12-year-old girl meets a 41-year-old man on a "chat-line". Oy.
What in the hell is a 12-year-old doing on a chat-line?
She tells her parents the "boy" she's talking to is much younger. And she doesn't inform them that he thinks she's 19.
They met him in person when he showed up on their doorstep and apparently didn't think that he looked 41.
But obviously he wasn't 14. Or even 16.
They allowed him to take her out on a date that night (although they just met him) and he did. First to an arcade, and then a motel room. And again on the next day.
Then they permitted him to drive her 600 miles to his home, presumably to "meet his family". More grandpappy sex ensues.
The 41-year-old man---who must also have a fridge full of stupid for snacks---later gets himself busted in a way so asinine that it only gives credibility to his side of the story.
Thinking that she was 19, he called the police in her town to do a wellness check on her, fearing that she might have been raped in her home. The police investigated, the 12-year-old spilled the beans and Kurt Andrew Hakmiller was charged with three counts of committing lewd acts on a child younger than 13.
The dumbutt's defense? "I don't care if she's 12! She's my girlfriend and I love her!" Eww.
The parents' defense?
Could there possibly be one?
No, thought not.