Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Stupid for Breakfast

Here's another example of parents who got up and ate a great big steaming bowl of stupid for breakfast. And most likely for lunch. And probably for dinner.

In fact, I think stupid is all they have in their pantry.

A 12-year-old girl meets a 41-year-old man on a "chat-line". Oy.

What in the hell is a 12-year-old doing on a chat-line?

She tells her parents the "boy" she's talking to is much younger. And she doesn't inform them that he thinks she's 19.

They met him in person when he showed up on their doorstep and apparently didn't think that he looked 41.

But obviously he wasn't 14. Or even 16.

Idiots.

Did they think he had some kind of old fart disease that aged him prematurely, or do they normally think someone who looks old enough to be a grandpappy is an appropriate boyfriend for a 12-year-old?

They allowed him to take her out on a date that night (although they just met him) and he did. First to an arcade, and then a motel room. And again on the next day.

Then they permitted him to drive her 600 miles to his home, presumably to "meet his family". More grandpappy sex ensues.

The 41-year-old man---who must also have a fridge full of stupid for snacks---later gets himself busted in a way so asinine that it only gives credibility to his side of the story.

Thinking that she was 19, he called the police in her town to do a wellness check on her, fearing that she might have been raped in her home. The police investigated, the 12-year-old spilled the beans and Kurt Andrew Hakmiller was charged with three counts of committing lewd acts on a child younger than 13.

The dumbutt's defense? "I don't care if she's 12! She's my girlfriend and I love her!" Eww.

The parents' defense?

Could there possibly be one?

No, thought not.

29 comments:

Leon the Limey said...

OMG! If only there was a law against stupidity... but then there wouldn't be enough tax payers left to fund the in-mates!

carmachu said...

Oh. My. God.

Forget for the moment the kid's online on a chat date line unsupervised. If THAT showed up at my door saying he was here to take my daughter out on a date(at 12?!?), the only words you'd hear would be "you better start running, now."

I swear people like this are the reason people think we should have a licensing process to have kids. Seriously.

Woman with kids said...

That poor girl. I mean, stupid parents, her boyfriend is about to become Bubba's boyfriend in jail, and she has a severe impairment when it comes to picking out men.

mist1 said...

My parents didn't like my boyfriend when I was younger. It brought us closer together, like forbidden love, you know? Maybe her parents are really smart and are doing that whole reverse psychology thing.

Jennifer said...

yup that's why i'm doing my part to populate the world with decent smart children, to counteract the stupids.

Meg said...

That is just so sick and wrong. I cannot believe the stupidity level of those parents! Now I'm actually kind of grateful to my parents for being so strict.

Rootietoot said...

Why do people like that even reproduce? Why isn't there some sort of competency test for wanna be parents? Could I possibly say anything more offensive? I don't know. But those parents...tsk...

Stinkypaw said...

Wow! This is taking the Steaming Bowl of Stupid!!! Just the look of him any parent (who deserve to be called that!) would see that he's not age appropriate - I can see that and I never had a kid!!! It's way too easy to be a parent (or not to be one when one should be!)... It should be regulated!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I have fourth graders that have Myspace accounts. Fourth graders are 9 and 10!!!!!! UGH!

Dating at 12? Riding in the car with a boy....at 12? UNBELIEVABLE!

I couldn't even get my ears pierced until I was 12!!!!!!!!!!

Samantha said...

Holy crap! What the hell kinda parenting is that? Ewwwwwwwww

Belinda said...

Just...ewwwwww. Wow.

Miss Litzi said...

Hi Attila,
The parents of this 12-year old CHILD have about as many brains as that bowl of rice. Their total lack of judgment sounds vaguely like the adults who allowed their children to stay with Michael Jackson at Neverland Ranch, knowing full well he was a pedophile. If this kind of bad parenting continues, perhaps the State or the Federal Government should start requiring all wannabe parents prove their IQ’s are higher than that of a squid before they’re allowed to spawn.

Terri said...

OH MY LORD...
THAT MAKES ME ILL!!!

This all reminds me of "to catch a predator" on Dateline...this story is almost unbelievable.

This world is upside down ...

so many freaking sicko's out there... and so many stupid lame parents ... Those parents should go to jail as far as I'm concerned.

I'm glad my parents loved me enough to say NO, a lot!
I thank God that I was blessed to have parents took the time to care for us.

SICK SICK SICK..
WHERE ARE ALL THESE SICKO'S COMING FROM?? GEEZ.

You can't trust priests ... male or female teachers ... cops ...even parents in some cases!
Who can kids trust anymore???

ally said...

ommigod, that guy doesn't look that young by any means ... and the girl's parents are nutty or in dire need of glasses. WTF are they thinking? some people should not reproduce. seriously grossed out and disgusted.

100 Words said...

Extraordinary. Apart from anything else, that guy looks like Teabag from Prison Break ...

Brenda said...

I sure hope they removed that child from the clutches of those parents! And the man,,hell, hang him high, he's a useless drain on society, sick bastid!

Kevin Charnas said...

lovely, that's just lovely.

Lotta said...

That's just all around sad. I'm not sure how I'll deal with the computer when the kids get older. I pray they don't get into Myspace!!

Deb said...

I have asked before where you get this shit!?! I never hear this stuff till I read your blog. It is disgusting!

I agree completely with what is a 12 year old doing in a chat room.

Annie Drogynous said...

What I want to know is did her parents get their brains examined since this all happened?!

Rainman said...

From the beginning all I could think was Forrest Gumps famous line "Stupid is as Stupid does".

Please let the sentencing include Cutting his and the girls' fathers balls off so they can never reproduce again.

Kim Ayres said...

I've tried writing a comment to this 6 times. I give up. I can't think of how to begin.

Heather said...

I really don't know what to say.
I thought I had seen it all, as far as stupid-ness goes.

Apparently, not.

Beki said...

This is why people wshould have to have a licence to have children...

fatman said...

I'm not sure where to start! She lied about her age, he lied about his, the only ones who should have really been there to do the right thing were the parents who don't deserve kids given they let their 12 year old out of the house with anyone let alone someone that looks like that who she met online!

The girl needs help ALL the others should be locked up and severely chastised by the aforementioned Bubba and co.

That Chick Over There said...

Oh. My. Frog.

That is just...

God, I have NOTHING. Nothing for this story.

Except that I want to hit the parents upside the head with something sharp.

Me said...

OMG.
You are right. Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids!!!!

LeRoy Dissing said...

I agree with all the comments. The parents should be charged with "Failure to Protect" and obviously this man should go to prison for a long time. He is a pedophile.

The 12 year old who lost the most will likely be placed with relatives and should be therapy for what was done and allowed to be done to her. A very sad case!

DutchBitch said...

OMFG! These people shouldn't even be allowed to call themselves parents!!! They are freakin' nuts!

They didn't have a bowl of stupid, they had a truckload!