Saturday, January 27, 2007

What a Boob!

Since I'm reposting a couple of my favorite posts from the past year, this seems like kismet!

The evil forwarding button genie has struck again! Last year I wrote about this in the below post. This year, District 1 Town Councilor David Watson of Maine "accidentally" forwarded the EXACT SAME email to 18 members of the New Elementary School Building Committee.


Ooops.

It's udderly ridiculous!

This post also gave St. Jude an idea of doing a little cultural boob experiment of her own. Check it out!



Republican and Democratic committee leaders in Warminster, Pennsylvania have come to at least one bipartisan agreement.

GOP Supervisor Fred Gold deserves a booby prize.


And they aren't just a hooterin' and a hollerin'!

Seems Mr. Gold sent out email promoting January 15 as "Breast Appreciation Day". Enclosed was a picture of a topless woman and a caption that read: "Beats Martin Luther King Day, doesn't it?"


Chairmen from both parties described the e-mail as insulting to women and blacks. Bazookas flew from all directions, calling it "offensive" and "an embarrassment".

Short of stringing Gold up on a rack, the pair called for his resignation. But that suggestion was a bust.

The email was sent from Gold's personal account, and the melon-head apologized if anyone found it offensive.

"I certainly don't think I did anything immoral or unethical," he tittered. "To resign because of this, I don't think so."

Somebody needs give this jackass a few knockers upside the head and say Ta-ta!

22 comments:

Kippa Herring said...

Is that a potato in the director's chair, or is it a turd? Only asking.

(My! What a puerile moron is Fred Gold!)

Aurelius said...

I'm all for devoting more time to appreciate breasts, but the comment about MLK day gives us a glimpse of some real racism . . .

Seems like the racist element in the Party of Money still feels like a black man having a day named after him is a pebble in their shoe.

Attila The Mom said...

It's supposed to be a chicken breast! LOL

This is a PG-13 rated blog. No bare boobage allowed. ;-)

Attila The Mom said...

Aurelius:

I agree with your assessment, however, I am loathe to generalize and prescribe it to an entire party.

I heartily agree that it seems to apply to Fred Gold. What a dingleberry!

Charlie said...

Looks like a 'tater to me, but it does kinda look like a chicken boob (I blush whenever I say "breast"). *blush*

Our president has turned bozoism into a fine art. This fellow is merely another bozo looking for free publicity. I mean, he can't really be that stupid, can he???

Ames said...

tag, you are it....go to my blog for details :)

Sven said...

Wow. That guy's a melon head!

Nice post. With nine boob references you could turn this place into Atilla's World of Boob Euphemisms. Good work Mammy!

Attila The Mom said...

Miss Litzi: Unfortunately, as juvenile as Mr. Gold seems to be, I think he might just get off on your suggestion. Sausage day! bwwaaa!!

Sven: I tried to find some way to fit "magnificent pontoons of love" or "great gallopin' gazoobies" in my post, but it seemed like titillating overkill. ;-)

michele said...

Hi attila,Mr.Gold soundslike
he's a few sandwiches short of a
picnic.....looks like a potato.

Nikki said...

Attila, you should have awarded this guy with the Asshat of the Week award. I know it's only Monday - but still.

Jeremy Barker said...

Good work Mammy? Shouldn't that be good work, mammary? It was some of your breat work.

Rockantzy said...

...chicken breast. I was wondering though why in the director's chair? A chicken breast created scandal that reaches all the way the highest level of government?

So ummm why do they not refer to chicken breast as chicken boob or chicken boobage? It would make getting food much more fun.

St Jude said...

Hmm, why are we so PC about chicken breasts? I mean who wouldn't want to walk up to the meat counter and say; "I'd like a couple of nice chicken boobs please. I'm doing a spot of entertaining tonight!!!"

Well in the interests of cultural science, I'll try it out for you today.

Attila The Mom said...

ROFLMAO! I can't wait to hear how it comes out!

St Jude said...

I did it, I'll post the results of my experiment in the morning.

Jim said...

I love seeing these comments rack up like this....what a hoot!

Anonymous said...

Can I? Can I? Oh puh-leaaaasseee...

It'll give me a chance to slam out some other anger issues in the process....

carmachu said...

Oh come on. It does beat MLK day any day of the week.

Oh wait, did I type that out loud...?

Anonymous said...

ugh! odious
to take your mind off that, i have tagged you :)

ali said...

ha! our blogs have the same name!

shirley said...

Someone should slap him in the face with a broken implant! Really shut him up. ;)

Anonymous said...

That is crazy! If only that was a true holiday, I might actually get another day off from work! I may need to write my congressman! :)

I LOVE this blog!