I haven't pimped in so long that Snoop aka Huggy Bear is starting to get moldy.
Fer shizzle on my smizzle!
The other day I was reading the Readers Digest and saw an interesting tidbit about dog owners. According to the American Kennel Club, 88% of women dog owners wish their significant other had at least one quality that their dog has.
That made me think a bit about relationships. Why stop at significant others? Why not friends? Why not blogs? What is it about completely different bloggers that keep us coming back?
Is it because they have at least one quality our dogs have? I decided to put it to the test.
(If you don't see your name on the list, it's not because I've forgotten or don't appreciate you! You'll get a pimpin' soon in the future!)
Here are some "dawgs":
Kevin will goose you with a cold, wet nose. He has ominous (or is that awesome?) nostrils.
Myron is a fabulous companion. Get some hot chocolate and stick around for awhile!
Dorky Dad never fails to entertain.
Rootietoot loves digging in the dirt.
Quinn is loving and caring.
Miss Litzi is so wonderfully courteous that she'd never leave a doody under the couch. And she'll always graciously greet you at the door.
Samantha could make studded collars and leashes into a fashion statement.
Big Pissy knows which are the BEST pillows to stretch out on. Especially the ones with designer linens!
Kim Ayres never fails to be warm and fuzzy.
Ruth chases balls with a vengeance.
Blogarita is full of fun.
Nikki has a hairy a$$.
Beth invites you in and makes you feel as comfortable as if she had offered you a cozy pair of slippers.
Sarala has an incredible vision and sees things that those of us with human eyeballs frequently miss.
Shirley will love you even if you get so drunk that you pass out in your own upchuck. And she won't reproach you afterwards. How cool is that?
Carmachu is most loyal and kind. He should name his next born child Lassie in honor of his loyalty and kindness.
Stinkypaw is the most supportive and encouraging person on the planet. Run over there and give her a well-deserved belly rub!
Texas Goodies will listen to your woe and know exactly what will make you feel better. Big lovely wet sloppy kisses for everybody!
Dutchy is a treat for everybody all on her own.
Shaking a Fist has a bark worse than her bite. Annie has a bite worse than her bark. And they're both as funny as all get out. Neither one ever misses a trick.
Brenda is the best friend ever!
One Ear is really a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Boo and Trish are two furballs from the same litter.
Fab. Well Fab. What could I say about him? If he could figure out how to lick his own balls, he'd be the happiest guy-er-dog on the planet. But I must say that he won't hump your leg unless you ask nicely.