Thursday, January 11, 2007

Blog Pimpin' With the Dogg

I haven't pimped in so long that Snoop aka Huggy Bear is starting to get moldy.

Fer shizzle on my smizzle!

The other day I was reading the Readers Digest and saw an interesting tidbit about dog owners. According to the American Kennel Club, 88% of women dog owners wish their significant other had at least one quality that their dog has.

Hmmm.

That made me think a bit about relationships. Why stop at significant others? Why not friends? Why not blogs? What is it about completely different bloggers that keep us coming back?


Is it because they have at least one quality our dogs have? I decided to put it to the test.

(If you don't see your name on the list, it's not because I've forgotten or don't appreciate you! You'll get a pimpin' soon in the future!)

Here are some "dawgs":

Kevin will goose you with a cold, wet nose. He has ominous (or is that awesome?) nostrils.

Myron is a fabulous companion. Get some hot chocolate and stick around for awhile!

Dorky Dad never fails to entertain.

Rootietoot loves digging in the dirt.

Quinn is loving and caring.

Miss Litzi is so wonderfully courteous that she'd never leave a doody under the couch. And she'll always graciously greet you at the door.

Samantha could make studded collars and leashes into a fashion statement.

Big Pissy knows which are the BEST pillows to stretch out on. Especially the ones with designer linens!

Kim Ayres never fails to be warm and fuzzy.

Ruth chases balls with a vengeance.

Blogarita is full of fun.

Nikki has a hairy a$$.

Beth invites you in and makes you feel as comfortable as if she had offered you a cozy pair of slippers.

Sarala has an incredible vision and sees things that those of us with human eyeballs frequently miss.

Shirley will love you even if you get so drunk that you pass out in your own upchuck. And she won't reproach you afterwards. How cool is that?

Carmachu is most loyal and kind. He should name his next born child Lassie in honor of his loyalty and kindness.

Stinkypaw is the most supportive and encouraging person on the planet. Run over there and give her a well-deserved belly rub!

Texas Goodies will listen to your woe and know exactly what will make you feel better. Big lovely wet sloppy kisses for everybody!

Dutchy is a treat for everybody all on her own.

Shaking a Fist has a bark worse than her bite. Annie has a bite worse than her bark. And they're both as funny as all get out. Neither one ever misses a trick.

Brenda is the best friend ever!

One Ear is really a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Boo and Trish are two furballs from the same litter.

Fab. Well Fab. What could I say about him? If he could figure out how to lick his own balls, he'd be the happiest guy-er-dog on the planet. But I must say that he won't hump your leg unless you ask nicely.


Woof out!

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is too cute! But i secretly died when not compared to a dog!

Rootietoot said...

Thank you for not saying I have a hairy ass. Thank you a hundred times.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for pimpin' me! (Now that's a phrase I never expected to say...)

Anonymous said...

"Woof" right back at ya' - and thanks for the "pimp."
(Lots of new sites to check out - thanks for that, too.)

Anonymous said...

Thanks! I feel good about being one of your honored PIMPles....it makes me wag my tail even faster!

Woof. [wag]

Brenda said...

Grinnin from the pimpin. I feel honored. Will you scratch my back and right behind my right ear? (grin)

Kim Ayres said...

I read the intro, I saw my name, I anticipated a description of "loyal, strong, brave, slightly dangerous..." but I get "warm and fuzzy". The difference between how we see ourselves and how others see us is vast...

:)

carmachu said...

Thanks! Even if you want to kick me....*grin*

Anonymous said...

LOL how cute is that....I've been pimped...THANKS....I think!! I love coming here to your blog because I never know what I might get here...could be funny....could be dead serious...but it is ALWAYS insightful and warm....well, dunno if the recent tampon post qualifies....but you get my drift!!

Another thing that draws me here is what an uncompromisingly dedicated, absolutely committed, warm-hearted. fierce advocate...(I could go on)...Mom you are!! Your two guys couldn't have picked a better Mom!! And IF they ever should forget that....you send 'em my way and I'll set 'em straight k??

quinn said...

LOl..thanks so much for pimpin me out...I feel so loved.

I got the biggest kick out of reading the responses here!!

And I am also eternally greatful for not being described as the one with the hairy ass...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samantha said...

Woo hoo, I've been pimped!!

Nikki said...

You're jealous that my ass is hairyer than yours aren't you. LOL

Thanks for the link my pimp. I'll giv you your cut later.

Anonymous said...

Hey thanks for the shout out...

I'll check out the other blogs you "pimped" too...love the descriptions:)

Mr. Fabulous said...

You can save all that money on groceries, but you can't figure out a way for me to lick my own balls?

Thanks for the shout-out!

Anonymous said...

Hi Attila,
LOL! I agree with you that I’d never leave a doody under the couch and would always greet YOU at the door with a friendly tail wag. However, I’ve been known to be a bit surly and snappish upon occasion and downright nasty when forced to eat on the floor. And diarrhea of the mouth is an ongoing character flaw….

This is a marvelous post! You’ve got a wonderful sense of humor and an exceedingly vivid imagination!

Anonymous said...

Awww! That is the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a while. Of course, being compared to a dog isn't always so nice.
Fair is fair:
Attila's bark is generally worse than her bite. But underneath it all she is a good humored dog who likes to have her tummy rubbed.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, I'm touched! Really!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the recommendations! Just stopped by for the first time and can't understand how I haven't discovered you before.

I'll be back (she says with a thick CA gov. accent)!!

Anonymous said...

I'm feelin' the love! What a great idea for a post. And thanks for pimpin' me.

And thanks for pimpin' me a great list of blogs, too.

Annie Drogynous said...

I think it goes also for cats because when my ex once when asked me if I would keep him or the cats, I chose the cats. They're sweeter, more affectionate and they don't annoy the shit outta' me.

OneEar said...

As I understand the concept of pimping, you will extract most or all of the proceeds from my sexual intercourse with strangers and then you will beat me and supply me with my preference of addictive chemicals.

What else can I say but, "Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Pendullum said...

KEVIN goosing you with wet nostrils... hahahah
NIKKI, Hairy bum...hahahahah, and even though KIM does notagree with your warm and fuzzy I have to agree... Dangerous?Kim?Really you think of yourself as a blogger as dangerous...
And as for RUTH... you nailed her....
I do not know the others... but think I may go sniffing around...Thanks for the links Attila!

mia said...

It's always so much fun here! Your blog is a blast. It's like watching one of those french poodles that does tricks while wearing a tu tu.
You have the heart of a golden retriever, the guts of a pit bull and the humor of one of those wrinkly squish faced dogs.
I guess I should have asked first before pimping the pimp huh?

Anonymous said...

Oooh wheeee! Thanks for the pimp babe!

Myron said...

As the others have said,this is great idea. Thanks for the linky love, kiddo. Fabulious companion, huh? mmmokie dokie.