In the news:
Dallas Residents See Crash Test Dummy and Umbrella Mouth Gulper Eel In Granite Slab!
Ha, you think that would actually make print on even a slow news day?
Does anyone really believe either of the Simpson sisters has talent?
But change it to Dallas Residents See Jesus in Granite Slab and you've got a headline!
(This was obviously brought to you by the same folks who mistook images of Scott Hamilton and Kristi Yamaguchi trapped in a potato as one of the Messiah.)
Hey, you doofs. If you have faith, you don't need to see an image of Christ on a cracker to affirm your belief in the Almighty. Go outside and roll around on the grass at morning, noon or night. Behold the majesty of a spectacular sunrise---or clouds drifting across an azure sky---or the blaze of color in a stunning sunset. Contemplate the life and workings of a lowly ant that crawls across your path.
If you need a miracle, go hold your child or your grandchild in your arms and breathe in the smell of them. Touch their hands and marvel in the flesh made from your flesh. Wonder at how their fingers, or their hair, or their eyes are like yours, and how your own might resemble those of your ancestors before you.
If you aren't a believer, well the above is still pretty cool stuff, however you might explain it.
But who in the heck needs a granite slab or a potato or a piece of toast to tell them that miracles exist?