I get 2 more days to bask in the delightful companionship of four of the most important men in my life.
I just have one complaint.
Would it kill any of you to put the @$#&*@$%!! toilet seat down once in awhile?
Ode de Toilet (The Toilet Song)
By Brad Paisley
She says not to buy her flowers
Or big expensive gifts
She says she don't want jewelry
And she doesn't need another dress
If I want to show her how much I adore her
The best way that I've found
Is to make sure when I'm finished
I put that toilet seat down
Brad, if this keeps up, I'm ditching the guys and moving in with you.