Tuesday, July 24, 2007

My Eyes!! MY EYESSSSSSS!!!!!!


Two thoughts simultaneously.

....Not EVEN if he's the last man on the planet. No Way, No How.

And how in the world could he DO that to himself?

Gonna go poke my eyeballs out now.

I've seen hell, and it looks like teeth.

28 comments:

Beth said...

That's some blinding bling.
What a goof. Wonder how long before he regrets that idiotic stunt?

Brenda said...

There was this one little boy at Jillian's birthday party that had several gold teeth (in front)and my first thought was, "why would a dentist put gold teeth where they'd show?", my second thought was, "how in the hell could they afford to cap teeth, that he'd be losing any time now, with gold?"

I'm stumped.

Eileen said...

I just don't get it..... or him. To think he had a house full of women fighting for him...twice. I am at a loss for words. Bling, bling...I just wonder how much something like that costs.

Miss Litzi said...

Hi Attila,
Ditto for not understanding why he wants to look like the front grille of a 1958 Edsel with those hideous teeth. Hopefully he’ll be able to locate a good cosmetic dentist who can repair the damage when he tires of glowing-in-the-dark. How does he brush, waterpik and floss those things?? Can you image how disgusting it must look when a piece of lettuce gets wedged in-between them?

Michelle Finsand-Peacock said...

Ummmm, yikes! (BTW, who is that, that I have no clue about??? I'm so out of the loop!)

Attila The Mom said...

LOL Michelle, that's Flava Flav! It says so right on his teeth in case he forgets!

Anonymous said...

He's wearing racks (?)braces (?). He has different one - for each outfit ...sic! Have a nice day. Valerie Marie

golfwidow said...

Meanwhile, I was thinking that that particular rack looks like candy wrappers.

DutchBitch said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa! I had EXACTLY the same thoughts you have... That guy: not with a 10ft pole, not with a 100 ft pole, not with any pole... Not allowed in 100 miles from me!

Rootietoot said...

It's called a Grille, and it comes off, kinda like a football mouthpiece.

My husband interviewed someone wearing one once (yeah, to a job interview, bright guy)and he had so much trouble talking around it Hubs sent him home, with the advice to not wear it next time he had an interview.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

You know he had all kinds of crazy women fighting over him.....me...I like my men to weigh over 95 pounds....OH and have normal teeth! :)

Deb said...

It is pretty damn tacky isn't it??? My question is this, the man is obviously a little off balance...why would a dentist allow him to commit such a horrid tragedy???

phlegmfatale said...

I hate they crunky teef.

Nasty.

Stinkypaw said...

Now that's what you call a grill - I just can't believe that people are actually spending money on this... Unreal! and Ugly!

Big Pissy said...

Jesus!

Wasn't expecting that picture and it freaked me out!!!

Warn a bitch before you do something like that! *LOL*

p.s. I see some snazzy "grills" when I do DNA testing. ICK!!! :(

MoonNStarMommy said...

Not only do I need to go to the eye DR... but I need to go see a dentist right now... :::runs screaming:::

katerina said...

I wouldn't bang that guy for science.

Flamenco Mom said...

OMG, that's a little jarring to look at first thing in the morning. Flav just grosses me out with that crazy looking grill. I still can't believe he had all those girls fighting over him on tv. Yuck!

Myron said...

After reading the comments here I guess I ain't gonna gets me no gold chompers.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

Scully's Moulder said...

Oh, sweet Mary mother of Christ! This one requires a MANDATORY coffee drinking warning. Wait! Maybe that's what it is? He's had so much coffee that when he goes to the dentist to get his teeth polished they glisten like that? LOL

Samantha said...

That's one blingtastic smile!

Heather said...

oh jeeze.
flava flav is irritating as hell, as it is, without all that gold in his mouth.

carmachu said...

Could be worse. He could gold plate something else....

Dorky Dad said...

Oh, for the love of all that's holy, Attila, WHY MUST I LOOK AT THAT THING??????

Hey, wait. Why didn't he win asshat?

Kim Ayres said...

Oh I dunno. I was supposed to get my missing crown replace last Monday only to get a phonecall saying my dentist was off ill so it's been delayed now until August 2nd if I'm lucky. This gap is driving me nuts

tom said...

How ridiculous!!

phlegmfatale said...

oh- and about the crunked teef, they pop in and out like a retainer - are not usually permanently installed.

Ruth Dynamite said...

Dat blingin' grill is dope, Attila. Word.