Another fundamental difference between men and women.I would sooner plant myself face first onto a cast iron whirly sprinkler than admit I had a 5-inch hair growing out of my nipple.
Much less alert the media and try to get into the Guinness Book of World Records.
urk.
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My longest nipple hair is only 2 inches max.
But you should feel the thickness...
And, of course, it's another male who holds the current record.
What an unappealing visual.
Tweezers, anyone? Or how about a good yank.
that's great...
i wonder if this is his greatest achievment!
Yea for 15 minutes of bizarro fame.
Ewwww, I wonder if they'd give me a prize for tweezing it?
O - M - F - G!!!
Eeewwwwww!!!!
All I can say is...
Holy Tit-Foot Batman!
Where the heck do you find these things?!
Suddenly I feel very normal.
Okay, anyone with a nipple hair that big should just grab a razor and get busy!
LOL!!!
How must he feel now, after hearing day after day "hey, look, he's the fellow with that hair, you know...!"
Or the giggles of his co-workers...
I took a nipple photo for Him on his birthday because He had to work. I thought it would be the cutest damn thing if I sent it to his phone. Until I noticed the hair on it. I grasped it between my forefinger and thumb and pulled it to rip it out. My fingernails curled the hair like a little pube.
I don't feel pretty.
I admit that I am a hairy Mary (it keeps me warm in the winter :D) but I'd never go that far!
That is just plain gross!
Hi Attila,
I’ve just mailed a spare Epilady to Doug Williams. I hope he uses it judiciously.
Wow, he must be so proud! I am sure his parents would want to hang that plaque up on their wall with pride!!
I'm with you on the sprinkler.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! 'Nuff said!
omg - nipple hair? 5 inches??? Ew.
Wait a minute...doesn't everyone show off their hair nipples with everyone?!
The only interesting thing I saw in that news story was the bit about the barbecue afterwards. I do love me a barbecue.
You know, one of those small barrel curling irons would doll that baby right up. Or maybe crimp it, that'd be cool, too.
That reminded me of the episode of Family Guy, I am Peter, Hear Me Roar, where he nurses Stewie. Check out this video at the 5:27 mark. Urk indeed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbc38be3aNE
Well, being Italian, I have a hairy chest...but who the hell takes the time to measure your hairs?
Why would anyone call attention to that!!???
OH, my goodness. EW!!!!
Gack!
But at least he has a sense of humor about it. ;-)
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