Thursday, May 31, 2007

Doods

Another fundamental difference between men and women.

I would sooner plant myself face first onto a cast iron whirly sprinkler than admit I had a 5-inch hair growing out of my nipple.

Much less alert the media and try to get into the Guinness Book of World Records.

urk.

24 comments:

Kim Ayres said...

My longest nipple hair is only 2 inches max.




But you should feel the thickness...

Beth said...

And, of course, it's another male who holds the current record.
What an unappealing visual.

Tweezers, anyone? Or how about a good yank.

RC said...

that's great...

i wonder if this is his greatest achievment!

Yea for 15 minutes of bizarro fame.

Brenda said...

Ewwww, I wonder if they'd give me a prize for tweezing it?

DutchBitch said...

O - M - F - G!!!

Eeewwwwww!!!!

Mamma said...

All I can say is...

Holy Tit-Foot Batman!

Where the heck do you find these things?!

Anna said...

Suddenly I feel very normal.

Em said...

Okay, anyone with a nipple hair that big should just grab a razor and get busy!

Gonzo said...

LOL!!!

How must he feel now, after hearing day after day "hey, look, he's the fellow with that hair, you know...!"

Or the giggles of his co-workers...

mist1 said...

I took a nipple photo for Him on his birthday because He had to work. I thought it would be the cutest damn thing if I sent it to his phone. Until I noticed the hair on it. I grasped it between my forefinger and thumb and pulled it to rip it out. My fingernails curled the hair like a little pube.

I don't feel pretty.

Samantha said...

I admit that I am a hairy Mary (it keeps me warm in the winter :D) but I'd never go that far!

Stinkypaw said...

That is just plain gross!

Miss Litzi said...

Hi Attila,
I’ve just mailed a spare Epilady to Doug Williams. I hope he uses it judiciously.

Eileen said...

Wow, he must be so proud! I am sure his parents would want to hang that plaque up on their wall with pride!!
I'm with you on the sprinkler.

Michelle Finsand-Peacock said...

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! 'Nuff said!

phlegmfatale said...

omg - nipple hair? 5 inches??? Ew.

Annie Drogynous said...

Wait a minute...doesn't everyone show off their hair nipples with everyone?!

golfwidow said...

The only interesting thing I saw in that news story was the bit about the barbecue afterwards. I do love me a barbecue.

Rootietoot said...

You know, one of those small barrel curling irons would doll that baby right up. Or maybe crimp it, that'd be cool, too.

Christi said...

That reminded me of the episode of Family Guy, I am Peter, Hear Me Roar, where he nurses Stewie. Check out this video at the 5:27 mark. Urk indeed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbc38be3aNE

carmachu said...

Well, being Italian, I have a hairy chest...but who the hell takes the time to measure your hairs?

tom said...

Why would anyone call attention to that!!???

yerdoingitwrong said...

OH, my goodness. EW!!!!

Big Pissy said...

Gack!

But at least he has a sense of humor about it. ;-)