Ok, I couldn't resist. This is very cute. I spent far too much time on it. Turn up your sound and click on things in the room. Maverick!!
Well it could have been worse. West Virginia police arrested a man for DUI. While being fingerprinted, the suspect sidled over and farted on the officer.
He was charged with Battery.
The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong and "put a hurtin' on my nose".
Later, the assistant prosecutor dropped the charge.
Thank heavens for that! I've been kind of afraid to leave the house lately since I too carry a capricious weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
Although I would never actually go up to someone and spot weld them on purpose.
Unless we were married.
I didn't actually mean to have 2 Sarah Palin articles mentioned, but the nuttiness was just too good to pass up.
I don't know which is scarier---That a bar owner decided he had to paint a nude picture of Sarah Palin to grace his wall...
Or that he used his own daughter as his nekkid model.
My eyes! My eyes! And an icepick to the brain. Please!!