Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Good, The Bad and The Fugly

The Good:

Ok, I couldn't resist. This is very cute. I spent far too much time on it. Turn up your sound and click on things in the room. Maverick!!

The Bad:

Well it could have been worse. West Virginia police arrested a man for DUI. While being fingerprinted, the suspect sidled over and farted on the officer.

He was charged with Battery.

The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong and "put a hurtin' on my nose".

Later, the assistant prosecutor dropped the charge.

Thank heavens for that! I've been kind of afraid to leave the house lately since I too carry a capricious weapon of mass destruction in my pants.

Although I would never actually go up to someone and spot weld them on purpose.

Unless we were married.

The Fugly:

I didn't actually mean to have 2 Sarah Palin articles mentioned, but the nuttiness was just too good to pass up.

I don't know which is scarier---That a bar owner decided he had to paint a nude picture of Sarah Palin to grace his wall...

Or that he used his own daughter as his nekkid model.

My eyes! My eyes! And an icepick to the brain. Please!!

18 comments:

mrsb said...

Ewwww. His daughter? Ewwww.

Hagatha McBitch said...

The police officer's charge was incorrect. It should have been assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder.

Sarah Palin makes me laugh, lol.

Brenda said...

Some of the ways that tax payers funds are wasted absolutely amaze me.:-)

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Why did I click the nude picture of Sarah Palin link? It was like driving by a car accident and looking. Ack!

just bob said...

Scary, smelly, and scarier.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I wonder if a fart would get me out of a speeding ticket.

KL said...

OH NO...I am NOT going to click that link for that nude pic of Palin.... :(

Kate said...

What MrsB said!

Chris H said...

Very funny! Loved the first one, watching little animals get shot to pieces was priceless!

Tressa Bailey said...

OMG... I can't stop laughing!!!

Your blog is the bomb!

Angela said...

Oh my My husband has got the gas
and this pregnancy is killing me with gas too. We would both go to jail

Jennifer McKenzie said...

LMAO!!!!! Weapons of mass destruction in one's pants might come in handy when the spouse needs to be punished.
(I just reread that and realized it just sounds WRONG but maybe I just have a dirty mind)

Queen of the Mayhem said...

The gas story is too much!

The nekkidness.....EWWWWWWWWW!

Mike said...

The Sarah Palin thing is just WRONG! The gas story is just funny!

Gill - That British Woman said...

just wanted to tell you I love your taste in movies.....

Gill in Canada

Suzanne said...

eeuuww! I hate farts.

Boomer Chick said...

LOL, loved the Palin for President...what fun!

Heather said...

you seriously crack my shit up. for real. i love you. just thought you should know.