Ok, you guys already know how I sneer at bad baby names.
As an example, Little Guy attended kindergarten with an adorable little girl named Felicia. We went to a school recital and were horrified/awed to find out that her name was actually spelled Phallicia. Either her mom had porn star plans for her in the future or was prepared to be absolutely despised once the kid got her hands on a dictionary.
And you also know what a big huge bug I have up my butt for the "tard" words----retard, f*cktard, slowtard, etc.
So a couple of days ago, I was minding my own damn business and had the Judge Mathis show on the tube while I was puttering around.
Took hearing it 3 or 4 times before I actually "heard" it.
One of the plaintiffs was named Tardenicia Monfort.
I just have no words. I'm utterly verklempt.