If anyone has been following the story of the teen harpies who orchestrated and videotaped a beating of a classmate to put on YouTube, you'll have heard that the judge in the case has doubled the bond for the defendants. This week's Asshat award goes to the father of defendant Stephen Schumaker, one of the young men who stood look-out while the girls beat the snot out of another human being.He's angry at the sheriff, especially for releasing the video to the public.
"'Grady Judd, our great sheriff, he made a mountain out of a molehill with all these trumped up charges for these kids,' he said."
Uh yeah, it's all the sheriff's fault that these pillars of society were stoopid enough to film themselves commiting a felony. Your kid is a hero. Asshat.
A special Richard Cranium award goes to that old media whore Dr. Phil. A producer in his employ posted bail for one of the defendents, and then tried to order local reporters away from the jail, claiming that Dr. Phil had "exclusive rights" to the story.
Dickhead.
15 comments:
Can we give Dr Phil an Asshat too...maybe an Honorary One...since you are in a giving mood this week!!
I never saw two more deserving award winners. I'm going to link to this tomorrow.
again, WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
i have been following this pretty closely, and i cannot believe that these families and kids actually THINK they did NOTHING wrong?!
jesus.
Hi Attila,
You’d think Dr. Phil would’ve learned to avoid controversial issues after his recent fiasco the Spears’ family. It appears he’ll do and say just about anything to remain in the public eye and keep earning the $$$, even if it means making a total ass of himself. He reminds me of Humpty Dumpty with a walrus mustache…
I couldn't have said it better myself. You should get an award for this post. I can't believe those kids thought that it was okay to beat someone up. I wish the girl had fought back. I really, really, really wanted her to just open up a can of whoop ass on the girl beating her up and everyone else involved. Is that wrong?
I do love the idiots
As ever, your awards are duly distributed. Too bad justice isn't! You beat that breastplate! We need more outrage!
Worse that a derfwad-a dickwad.
Those kids need a whipping in teh public square, among otehr things.
Their parents and Dr Phil as well.
Oh, Dr. Phil drives me insane... Him and Dr. Laura should just duke it out and leave us alone.
And that dad? Tell him fine, he can be on the next video his lovely little star makes.
Dr. Phil deserves both awards in my opinion.
He's a dick AND an asshat.
EVERY DAY.
I don't understand the Dad's reaction... I would be so ashamed...
Great post! xoxo
It makes me ill when they show that video on the news. I can remember how down right catty and hateful a few groups of girls were back when I was of school age (when dinosaurs roamed) but kids these days have taken bullying to a whole different, and dangerous level. Whatever the judge gives those girls (and guys) is deserved!
Bravo my friend! You really pick em' so well. Nobody could give out these awards more accurately than you! Simply the best you are.
By the way did you get my email?
I had a buddy who lived next door to Dr. Phil in Dallas and he confirms that Phil is a jerk!
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