Heard around the house:
Little Guy: Mom, you're my favorite EVER!
Your favorite what?
Little Guy: My favorite Mom!
But I'm your only mom.
Little Guy: Well then you're still my favorite!
The Aspiring Adult: Mam (He's not quite up to calling me mom, but he doesn't want to call me Aunt Atiila)? Me and Dom (his best friend) have decided to do what we call "Manly Mondays".
TAA: Yeah, we're going to do manly things like wash our cars and then go over to Wild Wings and eat chicken wings and check out the chicks (they have a really rude rating system).
Later I get a phone call...
TAA: The wind is blowing too hard to wash our cars. Can we come home and bake a cake? I promise we'll clean up the mess!
Don't you want to save that for Wifely Wednesday?