Thursday, July 23, 2009

My Mom Ain't in Prison Either

Continuing my country song (see previous post)

Da Da Da Dum
I need me some coffee
Da Da Da Dum
To give me some zip
Da Da Da Dum
I've hauled many records
Da Da Da Dum
screaming back and hips

Da Da Da Dum
Post office guy hides
Da Da Da Dum
When I come through the door
Da Da Da Dum
My Mom ain't in prison
Da Da Da Dum
But she passed out on the floor

Da Da Da Dum
Thought she might buy new glasses
Da Da Da Dum
If sales were enough
Da Da Da Dum
Those things are expensive
Da Da Da Dum
And times are financially tough

Da Da Da Dum
Sold a couple hundred more records
Da Da Da Dum
To folks across the land
Da Da Da Dum
We're all sh*tting twinkies
Da Da Da Dum
Got 7K in my hand!

Can you freaking believe it? These things have been going like hotcakes to buyers from Japan, Australia, the UK, the Netherlands, Belgium and even Brazil. Not just collectors have been purchasing them, but music libraries and historical archival companies from across the planet.

I am STOPPING totally for the summer in about 10 days, so I can enjoy the rest of vacation. Got lots of funny stories to tell about some of these characters I've met when I get back.

Miss you!

ATM

17 comments:

Rootietoot said...

Wow! how cool is all that!

Frau said...

Great song, you may have a future in Nashville. Can't wait to hear the stories.

Brenda said...

That's great news about the big bucks.
Great Country song too!
Can't wait to read some of the stories.

mrsb said...

Wow, that's cool!

Joanna Jenkins said...

I think the Grammy's are calling you :-)

$7K Holy crap! That's awesome! Good for you and good for your Mom, that's some serious loot!

Get some rest! xo

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Yay for you and your mom! Now, wipe the dust off your hands and enjoy a little sunshine!

Charlie said...

Your songs always make me cry, Mom.

Clippy Mat said...

i hope you go back and wave the money in front of the collector who offered $70! well done for selling it and making a good profit.
:-)

carmachu said...

Tahts why the collector lowballed. He knows all about these collectors and archive places....

Koolio said...

Ka-ching!!

Nice job, Mom! You deserve a vacation! And I hope your mom gives you a commission!

Jason said...

lol this site is hilarious. I'm surprised I haven't spotted it out before. I have a humor blog as well. I would like us to exchange links. Let me know what you think.

Jason

Valerie Marie said...

YOU devserve your vacation! ((ATM))

Liesl said...

Ebay?! We must talk.

If it wasn't this... said...

You have inspired me to go thru my Mothers 40's & 50's 33rpm record collection just a little bit faster!

I moved again and am slowly starting the painful process of over analyzing my lack of writing :)

Missed you! *hugs*

Kim

Big Pissy said...

Absolutely awesome!!!!!!!!

How great for you and your mom! :)

Now take a break for a while and then bring back the funny! ;-)

Barrie said...

I suspect I'll be hearing this on the radio one of these days!

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