Friday, August 28, 2009

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say...



So a guy gets drunk, goes home, gets nekkid and passes out in bed.

Except it isn't his bed.

He's in the wrong house. He actually lives a block or so over.

The bed's occupant, a 6-year-old boy, goes into his parents' room and wakes them up.

"Mommy, Daddy! There's a man in my bed!"

When police arrive, the homeowners are screaming at them from their second-story bedroom window.

As they enter the house, the police find items of clothing on the floor, smelling of booze and urine as they make their way to the second floor. And yes, they also found drunken guy passed out in the kid's bed. So they arrested him.

Now comes the WTF part.

Nekkid guy's defense?

First one is out of the "These aren't my pants!" playbook (where a suspect on Cops gets patted down and the cops find dope in his pocket. He screams, "These aren't my pants! I've never seen these pants before in my life!").

He denies that he went to the wrong house.

You mean like that whole family snuck into HIS house and set up shop while he was at the bar to play a prank on him?

His other defense is that the cops only arrested him because they were racially profiling him.

Arrested while Irish? snarf.

Dude, you messed up. Take it like a man. Sheesh!

20 comments:

St Jude said...

Ok I have on occasions forgotten where I left my car.. but my house? He must have been pretty well sozzled.

Cheryl said...

It is amazing what some people will do/say to TRY to avoid a consequence. Being honest, taking responsibility, just doesn't seem to be the norm these days. This one takes the cake!!!
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KL said...

The worst part is, that if he would have just admitted, "DAMN, I was so drunk I went to the wrong house!" and apologize with meaning, he would probably have not had as big of a problem! MAROON!!!

KL said...

WAIT A MINUTE!!! It just struck me... HTF did he get IN the house??? They left the house unlocked??? He climbed in a window?? WTF??

Kim Ayres said...

I was about to say, but KL beat me to it - HOW did he get in? Did the parents of a 6 year old not lock the front door?

"These aren't my pants, officer - they couldn't have been because these aren't my keys in them..."

LB @Wait, She Said What? said...

I also would like to know how in the world he got into the house in the first place!

He should be on the cover of a "stupid criminals" book.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Ah, so THAT'S what Robert Downey Jr. has been up to these days...
Just kidding.

Joanna Jenkins said...

"....Arrested while Irish?" I will be laughing at that one all day. Thanks for the chuckle.

Have a fun weekend.
xo

KL said...

Another thing....he normally sleeps in a kids room??? He doesn't even notice the 6 yr old watching tv?? And what is the 6 yr old doing up watching tv while the parents are 'sleeping'??? Too many things are just SO wrong with this story!!

Chris H said...

Sounds like he was a dick... and the owners of the house were too! Don't they know how to lock their doors? Pfffft.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

WOW.....just WOW! It takes all kinds of people.....MAN!

Brenda said...

shaking head in amazement...

Stinkypaw said...

Sheesh, indeed! ;-)

carmachu said...

The drunk;s lucky he didnt get shot or a baseball bat upside the head.....

Big Pissy said...

What a dumb ass! LOL

Valerie Marie said...

I love the part "racially profiling him"... lol! Thanx!

Valerie Marie said...

I love the part "racially profiling him"... lol! Thanx!

Kim said...

hilarious! what an ass!

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I think I have a bit of Irish in me too! I hate it when people are racially profilling me. It's a cruel world we live in! ;)

::Snerk::

(Poor kid! What a nightmare!)

Hugs!!

Jenny Brown said...

OMGosh......just another example of stupid people doing stupid things............Funny story!