Thursday, January 12, 2012

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say...




Sorry I've been out of the loop for a couple of weeks. I took some much needed R & R to recover from the holiday season both at home and work.

I've been catching up on all the recorded shows I missed and trying to veg-out a bit. Hard to do with everybody in the family wanting/needing something, but I'm doing my best.

Ok, being the juvenile potty-humorist that I am (I blame adoption, I really do!), a couple of commercials have me going WTF?

The first is that vaginal deodorant ad where the character says, "I found out the hard way..."

How? How did you find out? Did your hubby come to bed with a clothespin on his nose? Did somebody on the bus exclaim, "girlfriend, you got some funk?" Did you sit on the lawn and make your own crop circle when all the grass and flowers wilted around your stanky butt? How?

The other commercial that has my head spinning is the new Activia commercial.

Jamie Lee Curtis says, "Keep a video diary and let me know about your new normal"!

Huh? What are you supposed to video? The results in the bowl? You with a smile on your face every day saying, "I just dropped a huge doody, and boy do I feel great!!"???


WTF?

11 comments:

Formerly known as Frau said...

I know who are these people behind these commercials and more! How would you like to be the actress in the commercial I wouldn't put that on a resume!

Gail Dixon (Louisiana Belle) said...

LOL! I love your sense of humor.

Jeanie said...

I remember being shocked years ago when they started having commercials for Kotex and it has just gone down hill from there.
I guess it is good preparation for all the horrible political ads that will be coming our way.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

And now, of course, I'm wondering how one finds out the EASY way...

Ben said...

You just inspired me to make a video for Jamie Lee Curtis.

historygirl said...

"Girlfriend...you got some funk!"

Laugh out loud line....and it's making me wonder too!! :)

Chris H said...

OMG Stew and I just cracked up laughing at your post!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Happy to hear you're getting some rest and even happier to see your sense of humor is as sharp as ever. Ha! Love these.... And jamie Lee drives me crazy!

xo jj

Cheryl said...

I have missed you so much!! Thanks for the much needed, laugh out loud laugh!
XXXXXXXX

Brenda said...

:-) I agree.

Webster said...

Maybe Jamie Lee wants a before/after Activia video. The hard way? You learned you stink the Hard Way?

Another funny one, Attila. Thanks for the laughs.