Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Back in the Bunny Slippers of Doom


You know, I'd mostly retired those darn things. Big Kid and Little Guy are practically cooked and grown, and The Happening Dude is a very capable and independent guy. This week, I've had to break the Bunny Slippers of Doom out not once, but twice, to kick some heinie.

The Happening Dude, who now wants to be referred to as "The Aspiring Adult" is on spring break. He's applied to and been accepted to the local community college to attend their nursing program. Their waiting list is long, as their program is excellent. His plan is to get his CNA (certified nursing assistant) certificate first, so that maybe he can get work in the field while going through nursing school.

The college has a new associate degree program called "Allied Health". While on the waiting list to get into the nursing program, our Aspiring Adult can get his CNA certification, phlebotomist certification and basic EMT certification, as well as taking the core classes required for an Associates Degree. Win/win all the way around for him.

He had an appointment with an advisor a couple of days ago. Since I had to take Big Kid to ANOTHER appointment down in the city, he rode down with me, and I dropped him off at the campus. When I picked him up, he was fuming.

The "Allied Health" program is brand new. It is listed on the college's website----not hidden in the nursing program---but with it's very own tab under degree programs offered.

Apparently the advisor wasn't up-to-speed on the program because he insisted that it wasn't something the college offered. Although he had a computer right there in his office, he refused to go to the campus website and look it up when the Aspiring Adult asked him to. He hadn't heard about it, so it wasn't available, thank you very much, if you don't want to get on a waiting list for the nursing program, well then get out of my office.


Had to get on the horn and do the whup ass thing.

For the last few weeks, Big Kid has been obsessed about getting a new cell phone.

Mind you, during the last year and a half, I've been paying for a phone that has all the bells and whistles. At least the phone does. The 59.99 plan that I've paid for through Verizon that actually costs 79.99 after all the taxes and fees, only covers phone and text. Not downloads or data transfer.

After getting monthly bills of around 150.00 last year, I started taking money out of the small monthly stipend we give him to pay for the overages. Of course, when he was in the ICU, there were no excess charges, but I started again after he got out and went back to Kitty's.

I didn't get why he needed a new and better phone, since the plan he was on didn't really allow for all the new, cool stuff he wanted to use. It just didn't make sense. Plus I've got 6 months left the phone contract, and I don't feeling like paying 200 bucks to cancel it. So I said no---at least if you're expecting ME to pay for it. Hang it out until the contract is up, and we'll see if we can upgrade the phone and get a more reasonable calling plan.

But no. He and Kitty in their infinite wisdom, bought a new, cooler phone from a used cell phone place for $150.00. He had to have the---uh---I don't know---software? changed so he could go on a month-to-month plan with Cricket. I had him bring back the phone I was paying for, and the Aspiring Adult took it over and agreed to make the payments. Since he actually has a couple of jobs and all.

Anyhoo, Big Kid got the new phone on Wednesday of last week. Found out that with Cricket he couldn't use all the bells and whistles, and then suddenly on Friday, the phone went dead. He took it back to where he bought it, and they reset it. Except when he got home, it was back to its original factory settings (Sprint) and it wouldn't work with Cricket.

Over the weekend, he figured that a month-to-month plan with Cricket wouldn't work with what he wanted, and decided to explore what offers Sprint had.

He typed in the serial number and found out that the phone had been reported as stolen.

Called me yesterday to ask my advice, and I told him to take the phone back (he hadn't even had it for a week) with his receipt and demand his 150.00 back. If they wouldn't give it back, then we'd sue them. No biggie.

Talked to him this morning, and asked if he'd done it. He'd taken the phone back, told them that Sprint said it was stolen, and they offered him 45.00 to take it back.

And he did it. Gave them the phone back for 45.00. Arrrgghhh!!!

I said that he wasn't quite right in the head since his illness. He thought it was his only option.

When I found out, I put on my killer bunny slippers and opened up a can of whup ass.

Called and talked to a sales associate. Asked to talk to the manager.

The manager "wasn't available".

So I asked for her full name, and asked the associate to spell it.

Gave her my name and phone number. Told her I was in the middle of filing a police report regarding their selling of stolen goods and taking advantage of a person who had disabilities. I would appreciate a call back from the manager before I filed it. Gave them 10 minutes.

I got a call in 3 minutes.

Explained the situation to the manager, and she said the Big Kid could come in and pick out another phone. Said that she'd be there and personally take care of it.

I sarcastically said that I expected that he'd be getting a "clean" phone and one that hadn't been stolen. She assured me that he would.

I thought she'd say, "Well of course we don't sell stolen phones!"

You just WON'T believe what she actually said.

Not, "If we inadvertently get a phone that's been stolen, we notify the company and try to return it."

She said, "well that's why we changed the service to another carrier. You can't get a plan with the same company if the phone has been stolen."

WTF? Seriously.

Even though this worked out for us, Hubby is friends with the DA down in the city. He's going to give him all of the information tomorrow and let them handle it.

On a note with a high yuck factor, now that the Aspiring Adult has Big Kid's old phone, he went about deleting the old data and picture files that were stored there in order to make it his.

Unfortunately, Big Kid didn't get around to deleting the pics he took of Kitty in the bathtub before turning the phone over.

I kept the Aspiring Adult from poking his own eyeballs out, but he has definitely been traumatized.

See, like I said before---Big Kid is just still not right. WTF was he thinking?


nursing assistant said...

Thanks for the interesting and informative post. I look forward to more in the future.

Stinkypaw said...

LOL, I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh but that last sentence... I just had to.

Once you're done with your slippers, send them my way, please, I need to use them for that waitress/manager who helped herself on my credit card!

Valerie Marie said...

You rock! ((hugs))

Rootietoot said...

That last bit made me laugh, too.

Aspiring Adult...the whole medical thing- AWESOME! I am wildly impressed that he's kind of starting at the bottom (CNA) and working his way up, not many are willing to do it that way. He'll have a real grasp on it all.

Willoughby said...

Don't even get me started on cell phones! WTF is casual data? We get charged for that every month and no one at Sprint seems to be able to explain it.

I can't believe the store that Big Kid bought his phone from is knowingly selling stolen phones! Unbelievable!!

Sounds like the Aspiring Adult has a great plan for his future. Good for him (and thank goodness he didn't poke his eyes out!).

debra said...

File under: just when you thought there were no more shoes to drop, a bunny slipper shows up. Our year has been like this too :-/
The moral of the story: Don't f*ck with a MOM.

Brenda said...

I'm thinkin' you shouldn't be thinking of retiring them bunny slippers just yet.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

*Groan* That is both awful and hilarious at the same time. Thank GOD you have the back power to heft these kids above circumstances!

Queen Goob said...

Can't help Kitty's eyes BUT go to your cell phone service company - bet you can get the bells and whistles for cheaper and you don't have to pay to cancel the service you have - at least I didn't!

But then again, I forget that I'm cool like that.

Chris H said...

Kitty in the bathtub? OMG.
Shaking me head.... you do lead an interesting life mate.

Jeanie said...

I like your style....if it needs to be done, get it done and don't be quiet about it. Aspiring Adult sounds like he has it all together and I will bet he ends up with a win/win.
The cell phone story makes me want to scream, except for the Kitty part, which sort of cracked me up.
Yes, we did get dumped on, about a foot, but lots of melting today.

litzi said...

Hi Attila,
LMAO reading your blog! Big Kid is just still not right. WTF was he thinking? A virile 20-something year old male thinking with anything other than his libido, aka his alternative brain? Nah! There's probably not much on his mind other than SEX! How graphic were the photos of Kitty in the bathtub?

Your killer bunny slippers came out of the closet just in time for Easter…how apropos!

Charlie said...

You're purposely trying to kill me, aren't you. One of these days, I'm going to choke to death laughing. If BK is still not right, I wouldn't be surprised if Kitty had her clothes on in the tub.

And just when you thought you'd whupped your last ass, you get a brand-new batch in.

That guy at the college sounds like quite a "counselor."

And if I understand correctly, the cell companies cannot charge those early termination fees any longer.

Heather said...

Those slippers are awesome! I think they would totally scare my 2 year old though.

I think it is great that "The Aspiring Adult" has set such great educational goals. I wish that my "Aspiring Adult" would set one goal. As for his counselor I think he should be fired. That is just laziness on his part.

I don't even know what to say about the phone. That is just utter craziness.

Let me know if you make those rolls on my blog. I want to know if I am any good at giving instructions on how to bake. I totally suck at cooking. :)

Kate said...

Good for you! Can't believe the cheek of that phone company, gah!

Good luck to the Aspiring Adult, I hope he gets a place on the course!

Sadderbutwisergirl said...

I feel really bad for the Aspiring Adult. Only getting $45 back for a phone he paid $150 for?! That's just BS, in my opinion.
Word verification: program

Beth said...

A classic case of - "if it's too good to be true, it probably is."
I recognize those slippers! ;)

Jennifer Leeland said...

Okay, so maybe you and I should just make a pitcher and have a BUNCH of martinis.

Anonymous said...

Killing me over here LOL!!!


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