tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post5518916418751930394..comments2024-01-18T03:34:41.899-07:00Comments on Cheaper Than Therapy: Dear Mom...Attila the Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02158308703617226652noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-74098113052981294982011-06-12T17:23:17.306-06:002011-06-12T17:23:17.306-06:00Very funny. Two words: dead bolt. They only wor...Very funny. Two words: dead bolt. They only work when you're inside the house and thus, the whole "oh, heck, you might have lost your key and need me to barge into your house at inconvenient times" will not apply. <br /><br />My extended family wanders in and out of each other's houses as well. This is why I moved a thousand miles away -- they pretty much have to call before they drop by.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-85911608810615470022011-06-12T08:11:42.301-06:002011-06-12T08:11:42.301-06:00Ok. Best blogpost I'ver read so far this mont...Ok. Best blogpost I'ver read so far this month.<br /><br /> When we were first married, my husband and I had a particular friend, who we really did love, that always came knocking on the door when my husband and I were "busy" He at least had the grace to knock. <br /><br />The first time I laughed, got out of bed and went to fetch him. (In a robe all proper) The second or third, he waited a bit then went away. I called him later and said "What IS this with your timing??"<br /><br />I have given my mother a rule, concerning<br /> TheTinyAccessiblePalaceinthestate wherethesportsteamsloseallthetime.<br /><br /> which so far she has followed.<br /><br />"24 hours notice, Mom. Period, always, the end." Not because I have a string of guys in and out of there, (because yanno widows do that sometimes) but because I'm a lousy housekeeper.imfunnytoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12942406430628029505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-48081157231882197372011-04-28T13:58:35.264-06:002011-04-28T13:58:35.264-06:00This was the funniest thing I've read in a lon...This was the funniest thing I've read in a long time!<br /><br />hahhaha....<br /><br />MichelleKnock knock - it's cancer!https://www.blogger.com/profile/14095866646708456032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-33069175357739720732011-04-27T19:11:02.789-06:002011-04-27T19:11:02.789-06:00Boy... you can pick your friends but you can't...Boy... you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family-- or your "in-laws".<br /><br />I would go bonkers if family popped in unannounced all the time. In fact, years ago, the day after a huge earthquake, my step-daughter and my husband's ex-wife used the daughter's key to our house to let themselves in... at 6am.... while we were still sleeping. WTF???<br /><br />Big-ass earthquake or not, the first call I made was for a locksmith! Sheesh.<br /><br />xoxo jjJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-78204524273061633002011-04-25T12:26:17.137-06:002011-04-25T12:26:17.137-06:00First wife used that on my mother. Worked very wel...First wife used that on my mother. Worked very well. She expanded to missionaries knocking on doors.<br /><br />I certainly wasn't going to object.Warner (aka ntsc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12924176333302007261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-23890074521109831752011-04-24T17:06:07.601-06:002011-04-24T17:06:07.601-06:00"OMG, Martha, prong is missing!"
"..."OMG, Martha, prong is <i>missing</i>!"<br /><br />"No it isn't—you have your pajama pants on backwards."<br /><br />Dear Mom,<br /><br />I <i>almost</i> had another problem for you to solve because you're so durn good at it.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-92231062183674600442011-04-23T13:02:24.864-06:002011-04-23T13:02:24.864-06:00I hope you really sent it :)I hope you really sent it :)Kim Ayreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02656677501116622953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-66758298775572277612011-04-22T20:00:17.831-06:002011-04-22T20:00:17.831-06:00Love this!! Hope he does it!Love this!! Hope he does it!gaylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00894920637532415315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-28629487420718058262011-04-22T12:31:37.216-06:002011-04-22T12:31:37.216-06:00I have so many problems, I could probably keep you...I have so many problems, I could probably keep you busy for years!<br /><br />Sending love to you and all your menfolk!KLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07233287697402592993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-66005126361085508722011-04-22T06:56:20.470-06:002011-04-22T06:56:20.470-06:00Love it! You crack me up every time :o)Love it! You crack me up every time :o)Katie :o)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14268150291942970415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-51702016356192698952011-04-21T21:31:53.731-06:002011-04-21T21:31:53.731-06:00please oh please tell us if he really does this an...please oh please tell us if he really does this and of course if it works.<br /><br />:)Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13913028363211335896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-28133244489555281012011-04-21T15:55:24.500-06:002011-04-21T15:55:24.500-06:00*filing this one away*
And your advice works. Terr...*filing this one away*<br />And your advice works. Terry's mom used to show up and just walk in all the time, until the day Terry met her at the door au natural, and said "mama, this isn't a good time" and she never did it again.Rootietoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06804816032287310463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-84221877936853917342011-04-21T15:50:59.506-06:002011-04-21T15:50:59.506-06:00How about if Kitty gets a kitten. Then he can put...How about if Kitty gets a kitten. Then he can put a door lock chain on the door which they can fasten shut when they are in the house smooching. they can say they did it cause they dont want the cat to get out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-60478958275277175202011-04-21T15:19:03.628-06:002011-04-21T15:19:03.628-06:00Annie's Mailbox needs to hire you STAT. That ...Annie's Mailbox needs to hire you STAT. That is GENIUS advice!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-76415241796318459122011-04-21T14:19:08.715-06:002011-04-21T14:19:08.715-06:00ROTFLMAO!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!The Quacks of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05165918541194607143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-64660926530308256242011-04-21T08:46:53.108-06:002011-04-21T08:46:53.108-06:00Great answer. Seems to me he and Kitty need to get...Great answer. Seems to me he and Kitty need to get on the same page. I for one would not allow someone to disrespect the man I am living with that way. Just me.CiCihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08615265608675467505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-50254654757769987592011-04-21T00:57:02.818-06:002011-04-21T00:57:02.818-06:00Nailed it!Nailed it!Big Daddy Autismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03435868024371083375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-83528084563058380992011-04-20T19:43:05.800-06:002011-04-20T19:43:05.800-06:00Hee, you rock!Hee, you rock!Kim Wombleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15492455180502821052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-60179148632448578032011-04-20T19:21:20.424-06:002011-04-20T19:21:20.424-06:00Damn straight! Next time I have a problem I'm ...Damn straight! Next time I have a problem I'm coming to you for an answer.Jeaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04810126999695733332noreply@blogger.com