tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post116231339522945670..comments2024-01-18T03:34:41.899-07:00Comments on Cheaper Than Therapy: Parenting and "The Package"Attila the Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02158308703617226652noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1166939867392100182006-12-23T22:57:00.000-07:002006-12-23T22:57:00.000-07:00WOAH HO HOOOOOOOO! You're better than I am! I'm ...WOAH HO HOOOOOOOO! You're better than I am! I'm very impressed you took him to the doctor AND bought him books! How cool is it that he came to you! You must be doing something right if he felt that comfortable to talk to you. And those little girls are horrible! YUCK!Flawed And Disorderlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05791066979654306150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1163787183616913942006-11-17T11:13:00.000-07:002006-11-17T11:13:00.000-07:00I am so not ready for these types of discussions. ...I am so not ready for these types of discussions. You have got to be The Coolest Mom on the planet.Ruth Dynamitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06161626814106717754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1163170651941335302006-11-10T07:57:00.000-07:002006-11-10T07:57:00.000-07:00This is so funny. Can I read it to my 14 year old...This is so funny. Can I read it to my 14 year old son? I hope he hasn't started worrying about how big his (insert latest spam word here) is. If he is he hasn't told me.<BR/>My theory is that only adolescents buy the products advertised on this particular spam. Someone should do a survey. Then again I hope the kids aren't buying the viagra.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162681342512071692006-11-04T16:02:00.000-07:002006-11-04T16:02:00.000-07:00That is hilarious. I had not heard that comeback f...That is hilarious. I had not heard that comeback from Tom Arnold. That is the best. <BR/><BR/>I think you handled it all super well. <BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>LisaKelly Wolfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18212604900842069797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162615761590369392006-11-03T21:49:00.000-07:002006-11-03T21:49:00.000-07:00this, THIS is the kind of thing I want to read, be...this, THIS is the kind of thing I want to read, because I want zero surprises as to what the future involving my son looks like.<BR/><BR/>thank you for this important public service announcement, lady A.<BR/><BR/>DebDebbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14163363926316904033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162599612514834082006-11-03T17:20:00.000-07:002006-11-03T17:20:00.000-07:00Excellent! You may retain your good mommy badge.Excellent! <BR/><BR/>You may retain your good mommy badge.happykathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13929875148278516955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162567699838200302006-11-03T08:28:00.000-07:002006-11-03T08:28:00.000-07:00LOL...I have the same kind of discussions with my ...LOL...I have the same kind of discussions with my boys. Makes life interesting for us moms, doesn't it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162533616024465082006-11-02T23:00:00.000-07:002006-11-02T23:00:00.000-07:00Atilla, the sign of a great mom is when her sons w...Atilla, the sign of a great mom is when her sons will talk to her about the things that are most important to them. YOU are an amazing mom, and I've seen that first hand.<BR/><BR/>My mom had a friend who years ago regretted teaching her young sons the word penis. When she was in the OB/GYN's office pregnant with #3 son, the older two (probably age 2 and 3 or 3 and 4 at the time) got into an argument about which had the bigger penis.<BR/><BR/>And LMAO Oneear, just like the doc needs to warn him that beer improves how other people look.Kathy Cullenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12923417383320428257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162518992518273702006-11-02T18:56:00.000-07:002006-11-02T18:56:00.000-07:00I think one of my favourite sayings is quite appro...I think one of my favourite sayings is quite appropriate here:<BR/><BR/>"It ain't the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean! . . .But have you tried to get to America in a rowboat?!"Samanthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03999167751789368758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162511988188289962006-11-02T16:59:00.000-07:002006-11-02T16:59:00.000-07:00OMG thats HYSTERICAL! But sadly I'm raising a girl...OMG thats HYSTERICAL! But sadly I'm raising a girl so I dont have to have that conversation.<BR/><BR/>I'm sure it gets worse with girls....and since I'm a boy what do I know?carmachuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06037584604296331790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162503050708534092006-11-02T14:30:00.000-07:002006-11-02T14:30:00.000-07:00Very good Attila...I will never understand the rel...Very good Attila...I will never understand the relationship boys have with their penises, but since 5 penises live in my house I have learned to accept that some things must be simply accepted. I think you handled it well.<BR/><BR/>Now, brace yourself for the time you're helping your newly emancipated and rather ill son clean his apartment, and you find condoms in a dresser drawer. You just soldier on.Rootietoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06804816032287310463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162500119336864812006-11-02T13:41:00.001-07:002006-11-02T13:41:00.001-07:00laughing, laughing, laughing.ahhhhhhhhhhh,I love t...laughing, laughing, laughing.<BR/><BR/>ahhhhhhhhhhh,<BR/><BR/>I love that kid who's not related to you...Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09959561240011073465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162500093444487402006-11-02T13:41:00.000-07:002006-11-02T13:41:00.000-07:00You're doing a great job, in a "funny" way, but gr...You're doing a great job, in a "funny" way, but great nonetheless!<BR/><BR/>I don't think I'll ever watch "The Unit" without a smirk on my face - thanks!<BR/><BR/>Remind him it's not only about size but how it's used!stinkypawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04418558395508830375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162492237549552522006-11-02T11:30:00.000-07:002006-11-02T11:30:00.000-07:00HAhahahahahahaha! Excellent. Has anyone told you l...HAhahahahahahaha! Excellent. Has anyone told you lately how lucky your boys are to have a Momma like you?<BR/><BR/>My son was always totally honest with me too, to the point that one morning I grabbed him by the shoulders, shook his 6 foot 2 self, and said, "There are SOME things a Mother does NOT want to know!" Geez,,,I was having nightmares.Brendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16299205162628367889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162482886977530492006-11-02T08:54:00.001-07:002006-11-02T08:54:00.001-07:00Well, you can always explain that too much is bad....Well, you can always explain that too much is bad. <BR/><BR/>A friend of mine finally hooked up with a guy she'd had her eye on for a while (of course, this is a number of years ago). When he took off his pants--his dick was so big that she started cracking up and said, "there's no way you're putting that in me!" She put her clothes on and walked out--laughing hysterically.Miss Keekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08637639318610664010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162482867556132642006-11-02T08:54:00.000-07:002006-11-02T08:54:00.000-07:00I feel your pain! I raised two boys who never went...I feel your pain! I raised two boys who never went to their dad for info. Guess I established too good of a relationship with them. Sometimes I just wanted to stick my fingers in my ears and sing lalalala!<BR/>And...don't get to thinking they outgrow it. After 30 years of marriage and "bedtime happiness" , I get the same song and dance about size from hubby about every 6 months. No wonder the boys never went to him. <BR/>I suggest getting a female pet...just to try to balance the hormone content in the house. That's what I had to do.Otterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12368719922962702818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162432717392173282006-11-01T18:58:00.000-07:002006-11-01T18:58:00.000-07:00If anyone ever invents a penis enlargement treatme...If anyone ever invents a penis enlargement treatment that really works, all the guys in the world will be going around with their dick hanging out the bottom of their pants and dragging the floor. Clothing will have to be redesigned.<BR/><BR/>As much as guys like to laugh at women who have boob jobs, their dick insecurity is way funnier.abfhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01228622726560993968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162405168872518442006-11-01T11:19:00.000-07:002006-11-01T11:19:00.000-07:00The doctor should have informed him as to how weal...The doctor should have informed him as to how wealth magically enhances penis size.OneEarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07979368512090481334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162402650358969792006-11-01T10:37:00.000-07:002006-11-01T10:37:00.000-07:00Well done, Attila...I'm not sure I would have hand...Well done, Attila...I'm not sure I would have handled this situation so gracefully. Actually, I'm positive I would have bunged it right up.<BR/><BR/>Kudos!Special Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00994750661725734469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162390587281627492006-11-01T07:16:00.000-07:002006-11-01T07:16:00.000-07:00EVERY young man suffers from OCD about his penis s...EVERY young man suffers from OCD about his penis size. So do several older men too. Unfortunately it seems to be that it will only disappear once he's learned how to use it properly.<BR/><BR/>You do right to keep him clear of these spam messages though - I knew a guy who had one of these pump things which caused all the blood vessels in the tip to burst.<BR/><BR/>Point him to Wikipedia <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement" REL="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement</A> where there are enough horror stories to put him off the idea.Kim Ayreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02656677501116622953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162382572657661972006-11-01T05:02:00.000-07:002006-11-01T05:02:00.000-07:00I must remember that line for when my son is that ...I must remember that line for when my son is that age! I have to say, it must be pretty awkward talking to your son about sex. I better start reading up on the how to's now!Michelle Flahertyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845545727534381655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162373120701570192006-11-01T02:25:00.000-07:002006-11-01T02:25:00.000-07:00Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Your membershipc...Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Your membershipcard of the bitch-sisterhood is still valid and will be FOREVER!!! LMAOAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162369128360121932006-11-01T01:18:00.000-07:002006-11-01T01:18:00.000-07:00If I ever. Oh, yes, EVER. find out my daughters ar...If I ever. Oh, yes, EVER. find out my daughters are talking to a guy about a preference "for big dicks," they will soon be expressing a preference for being un-duct-taped from the wall of their room.<BR/>The end.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162360305895426372006-10-31T22:51:00.000-07:002006-10-31T22:51:00.000-07:00I am so glad that I have a girl!! So thankful!!I am so glad that I have a girl!! So thankful!!Tracie Nallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07908908021649000930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447266.post-1162345950990918932006-10-31T18:52:00.000-07:002006-10-31T18:52:00.000-07:00OMG thanks for the hilarious story.....still laugh...OMG thanks for the hilarious story.....still laughing over here!!!! I wonder if my sis, who has 3 boys, goes through this kinda shit??? I think she told me that they go to their Dad with this sort of query.....and she quickly added an hallelujah to that as well!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17550447869126196553noreply@blogger.com