Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Asshat of the Week---Paul Blankfield

Last Saturday, the Bennett family went to have dinner at the Olive Garden restaurant. Since they have two young children, one who has autism, they went at 5pm to avoid a later, more adult crowd. Paul Blankfield, a diner sitting at another table, complained to the Bennetts that their son was too noisy. Mr. Bennett apologized, explained his son's condition, and said he'd try to keep him as quiet as possible. Blankfield made disparaging remarks about their son, and hurled some profanities at them. Then he hurled HIMSELF at Mr. Bennett, punching him in the neck. Employees and other diners separated them until police arrived. "In the police report of the incident, the arresting officer said Blankfield continued to make hateful remarks even as he was being driven to jail. The report quotes Blankfield as saying of the boy's father: 'Good for him. He gets what he deserved...an autistic kid.'" Where to start, where to start... What idiot goes to a family restaurant early expecting a quiet dining experience? It's Olive Garden, not Lutece, you fool. And why bring the boy's disability into it? I've been in plenty of family restaurants where neurotypical cupcakes have behaved like minions of Satan, while my son sat quietly as he ate his meal. The Bennett's have every right to enjoy a night out, as difficult as it can be with a child who has such issues. They did the courteous thing---went EARLY to a family-friendly restaurant. Instead of being oblivious to their child's behavior, they made efforts to keep him calm and quiet. It wasn't like the kid was throwing ice cubes at you or running around picking food off other diners' plates (like I've seen Satan's cupcakes do). In my opinion, Mr. Blankfield, Mr. Bennett showed remarkable restraint. He's a pretty big guy and committed to promoting tolerance. If it was me, I would have ripped your head off and sh*t down your neck, you Asshat. But I'm evil like that.

18 cocked a snoot:

Formerly known as Frau said...

Wow! Unbelievable! I hope he rots in jail!

Big Daddy said...

I would not have showed restraint. This guy deserved a major league beat down. Kinda wish it was me in that restaurant. This guy is a blight on society.

Kim Ayres said...

Judging by the size of the man's neck from the headshot, he's clearly a man who doesn't like anything to get between him and his food...

Pia said...

Wow, if that would have happened to us, I'd be at the courthouse trying to bale my husband out of jail. Of course, my hubby is a big *ss scary tattooed dude who cn fight, so stuff like that doesn't happen often...

But still...

Anonymous said...

I wish we would be able to find out how this case is resolved. Will Blankenship go to jail for a year and get a $1000 fine or not? He looks like a menace to society. If he criminally assaulted some one involving a 4 year old child, there is no telling what he will do next. Perhaps he takes illegal bodybuilding anabolic steroids and is suffering from an overabundance of testosterone but one way or another he is a menace to society and should sit in jail for a year and consider the wrongness of what he has done.

Katie :o) said...

Oh I do love your tongue-in-cheek humor! "Satan's cupcakes"... geeze :o) Yup. Often it is our other three (or some combination) that are squabbling with each other while our extra-special kiddo sits quietly. It's too bad this guy felt a need to throw a child's disability out as an insult. Grrrr....

Jeanie said...

I think we should all write the judge and tell him to lock the guy up and throw away the key. What an idiot.

Chris H said...

Seriously, what a bloody moron! I would have decked the prick... after Stew had flattened him! Some people should just stay home... Mr Blankfield in particular!

From Tracie said...

What an idiot!

Brenda said...

Sounds like that fella had some major anger issues and anything probably would have set him off. I'm so glad the family wasn't hurt,,well except for the father.

Joanna Jenkins said...

I'm evil like that too. And if you ever need to actually do that-- I'll be your wingman.

I'm take a few weeks off blogging to catch up on summer. I'll be back Sept. 1st. Until then-- I'm cheering you and you entire family on!

xo jj

Webster said...

"Satan's cupcakes." LOL
Your take on the world is priceless, as usual.

TechnoBabe said...

I would hope that when someone is in a restaurant and are seated next to anyone who for whatever reason annoys them, they ask to be moved across the room. At which point they would be seated next to someone who annoys them and they can ask to be moved.....

Rootietoot said...

Ok I am borrowing that phrase "Satan's Cupcake" for future use. You didn't copyright it did you?

Jennifer Leeland said...

Oh. My. God!! I don't know what to say.
What an asshole!!!!!!
I was reading a blog where someone was bitching about a small baby being annoying. Now, in that case, it was a fancy restaurant and so one, but STILL have a little compassion for a couple who may only be able to go out WITH the kid.
People confuse me.

Valerie Marie said...

IN SUCH A CASE, I WOULD BE EVIL TOO!!!
LOVE YOU!

RC said...

you're not kidding - just did a google search to read the story. How bizarre in deed. Ugh!

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